Flanked

Wow, I can't believe that it has been more than two weeks since I last posted. I can't even recall what I was doing last weekend. Strange,... oh well, I hope it was fun... must have been. This weekend will be harder to forget as I got back from Guelph just a couple of hours (pints) ago. I was up there on the job hunt, which makes me kind of nervous. Does anybody like looking for jobs? (Weldon?) Well, I sure as hell don't. It makes me feel really insecure.

Apart from plastering my resume all over town I got a little drinking, dancing and frissbeing done as well... and believe it or not I also got to check out numerous cute girls. Numerous... who am I kidding! There are so many girls there that I should drive with blinders on. Gee-willikers!!!

Apart from that my life has become quite routine lately. I would type about it but you wouldn't want to read about it anyway.

Here are some cat pictures instead.

Just a couple photos on a Saturday night.

So here I am. Home alone and not doing anthing special on a Saturday night. I got off of work early and turned down two offers to go out drinking with some fine women. No, I'm not insane (I gave them rain checks which were taken cheerfully). I'm just not feeling it tonight. Hell, my parents are even partying it up on the town and I'm by myself. Sad!

...or is it. Real fun times can be had all alone. Take this example. Right now The Doors are rolling on the stereo and I think I'm going to bring joy to many by posting a bunch of slightly embarassing photos.

Here goes:
I was the subject of this shot... Or I assumed that while it was being taken. However, as both you and I now know, Weldon was really the one whom the camera wanted to immortalize forever. Weldon is known to steal the showm and who can blame him? I can't. If I posessed the powers he does I would steal shows too!

I believe that very, very few of the people who check out my blog will know this guy but I LOVE the photo so I threw'er on up. The subject's name is Jesse (good name) and he really reminds me of all things Fubar. Working with Jesse was grand, as I wouldn't have to cause any shit what-so-ever, he would do it all. I just needed to bring a camera and egg him on once in a while.

This is Sean and TD having a discussion about why the hell Sean's shoulder will hurt him for the rest of his life. TD looks as guilty as he feels.... Sean is explaining how exactly he will jump on TD's spine when he is least expecting it. Am I right boys?



This is Sean again. This time he is doing a crazy little dance ontop of a rock. Ladies, if you see him doing anything like this on the dance floor, LOOK OUT! He most likely has his charms all over you already. Your best chance of survival is too switch him onto a more gullible lady or start dreaming up the greatest excuse in the world for your boyfriend (assuming you have one). Sean is cunning. Beware!

This is my Dad. The Bonsai and him are the same age so he is immitating it. If you don't know my Dad, he is ridiculously funny when he doesn't have to be a professional at what he does. (Which is top secret.)




This is my sister and one of her friends preparing for their high school prom party. I assisted them in picking out good drinking glasses.




My silly sister again. She likes my Mom's refrigerator pickles a lot. She is also a bit peculiar as she either hides herself when I pull out a camera or yucks it up. I suppose her aim is to not let me have any "normal" photos of her. Geez, sisters!




D4L!





Well, I do believe I am done for now. This took nearly an hour and a half and I think I may have found something to do. It involves a couple of tall cans and my bike.

A Vacation in Hell

I typed too soon.
The flu destroyed me.
I spent two days in bed with a fever over 102 Fahrenheit accompanied with lots of dry/wet hacking. I can't recall the last time I was that sick... maybe when I was 13 and had a brutal ear infection. Oh yeah, I got salmonella poisoning last Sept. That sucked too. Anyway, the worst is behind me as my fever has broken and all that remains is some sporadic coughing. Nothing like a bout of sickness to make healthy feel so good. I think I'll indulge in some red wine to night.

Double oh yeah... The only time I left the house was to go see an special optometrist. Now I have reading glasses because I suffer from midline shift syndrome. I took a photo of myself to show all of you just how happy I was during the flu.

Ugh.

I think I have the flu. I'm not bed ridden, so it can't be the worst strain of the virus but, ugh,... I feel poor.
I'm also not feeling the bloggin vibe right now... I can't think of what to write, so I'll leave with a recent photo.
It's titled: "Should I Drive?"

It's a panorama gone haywire.